eaoaia:

postmodernism:

I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.

my favorite post of 2013

eaoaia:

postmodernism:

I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.

my favorite post of 2013

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

tyleroakley:

The only “Wrecking Ball” remix you will ever need.

tolazytofinishthi:

unclefather:

yaaaaas santa you look so good santa

SLEIGHH

THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda