Is there a scholarship for trying
backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue
"You’re gonna do great today."
me as a prom dj
"time to slow things down a little blt"
*plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, WELCOME TO THE F R E A K S H O W
"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"
Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea
I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
my favorite post of 2013
MY ANACONDA DONT